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Aristohumans

MR O’MALLEY IS HELLA FINE

It made me really really happy that I knew who these characters were before I scrolled all the way down

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bl0ndiehair:

Love that show.

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audreyii-fic:

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khan-locked:

i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock

plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters

This brings back my thesis that every fanfic — every fanfic on every subject in every fandom — can be improved by adding “And then the Winchesters shot them” to the last line.

Go on. Try it. I’ll wait.

Jesus.

If you insist.

"May the undeserved kindness of the Lord Jesus Christ be with the holy ones. And then the Winchesters shot them.” (Revelation 22:21)

See?

The last trace of steam evaporated in the autumn air. The train rounded the corner. Harry’s hand was still raised in farewell.

"He’ll be alright" murmured Ginny.

As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand absent-mindedly and touched the lightning scar on his forehead.

"I know he will"

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years.

All was well.

And then the Winchesters shot them.

we have a winner.

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darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.

that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

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whiskersonkittens:

Things that don’t make you less of a feminist:

  • Being in a loving relationship.
  • BDSM.
  • Being submissive.
  • Wearing makeup.
  • Being a housewife.
  • Wearing dresses.
  • High heels.
  • Shaving.

Things that do make you less of a feminist:

  • Shaming women for doing any of these things.

Thank you

Yes. 10000x thank you. 

(Source: dead-lovers-sarabande)

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"In 1979, when the minimum wage was $2.90, a hard-working student with a minimum-wage job could earn enough in one day (8.44 hours) to pay for one academic credit hour. If a standard course load for one semester consisted of maybe 12 credit hours, the semester’s tuition could be covered by just over two weeks of full-time minimum wage work—or a month of part-time work. A summer spent scooping ice cream or flipping burgers could pay for an MSU education. The cost of an MSU credit hour has multiplied since 1979. So has the federal minimum wage. But today, it takes 60 hours of minimum-wage work to pay off a single credit hour, which was priced at $428.75 for the fall semester."

The Myth of Working Your Way Through College - Svati Kirsten Narula - The Atlantic (via infoneer-pulse)

$478 for in-state upperclassmen

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i feel like this study deserves an article written about it that ends pushing for cheaper tuition costs rather than one that ends encouraging students to major in things that make money

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kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

Yo who the fuck do you think came up with those moves but strippers? Show some respect you clueless little nitwit. Your transgressive hobby was created, developed, and perfected by the very women your snotty ass is deriding, and we do it in eight inch heels, without lessons, learning as we go in front of live audiences.

Arrogant little fools want an edgy and cool hobby that was created by marginalized women and instead of honoring that history or showing respect they sanitize it, do it barefoot in sports bras and gym shorts with splayed feet, and talk about how they’re BETTER than us?
Fuck off

i saw a stripper spin around a pole while another stripper her rode her like she was a surboard. it was amazing. strippers are amazing.

strippers are hardcore athletes and dancers and sex workers. I can barely WALK in my pleasers and these badasses do pole tricks in them. Show some respect!

SAY IT AGAIN SAY IT AGAIN

TL;DR dont ever in your life shit on strippers.

Yeah that “don’t call me a stripper for poledancing” thing some women do is very disrespectful and elitist.

It is worse when those “don’t call me a stripper for pole dancing” women take a pole dancing class and talk shit about strippers. Oh yes, I heard stories. Don’t they understand that there is a chase their instructor was or is a stripper. Bitches, bye.

Really like all the stripper love here! 🙏

Pole dancing might have came from stripping but at least you don’t go showing off your whole body to every single pervert on the planet who doesn’t give a single fuck about you besides your boobs and your ass. You have the nerve to say “I have no idea why he was grabbing at me” yet your shaking your ass in his face like he’s supposed to control natural sexual human desires. STRIPPERS ARE STRIPPERS. classless people who make themselves feel better about what they do by “not giving a fuck”. All honesty probably go home and feel like shit. It’s nothing more than a cheap easy way to make money. You might make a lot of money but there nothing worth having comes easy. Trust me, I know a lot of strippers. I love them & do not treat them any differently but I do not support what they do. When they come to me about the struggles and complain about how it is with what they do, im nothing but honest. And about the sex workers …. its the same thing as prostitution except ones illegal and ones not, no you’re not being controlled by a pimp but it still has the same exact concept of having sex for money. so all you ignorant fuckers who worship strippers and porn stars. Grow the fuck up and open your eyes to why the world is so messed up as it is. Why husbands cheat on there wives. Why people are addicted to drugs to escape reality. Why people have sex addictions and why woman are being looked up to this superficial standard of acting and looking like those woman who do things like that. Sex slavery, human trafficking all come from men over sexualizing woman to the point where they use them for money and sex and nothing more. honestly just think. You don’t have to treat people differently but you also don’t have to support it.

We’ve got a hater in our midst! Shut up bitch, grow a brain. No one asked for your shitty close-minded opinion.

"iamfreetorun" you are a stupid cunt and really need to educate your pathetic, insignificant little self. 

"iamfreetorun" bein’ all like "hurr duurrr sexy things are only for communists my parents never had sex how dare people want to take pride in their work condoms are actually made by demons. Everybody knows that the only reason bad things exist in the world is because women have the audacity to flaunt something that’s going to be over-sexualized regardless. Drug addicts? Caused by strippers. Human trafficking? Caused by strippers. Misogyny? Clearly the strippers did it."

Quit demonizing sex. Quit demonizing women who are open about sex. Quit being a complete shitwagon. Stripping is hard work, sexuality and intelligence aren’t intrinsically separate, and you need to get your head out of your ass.

And you know what? YES. He IS supposed to control his natural desires. Self-control is not some new, mind-boggling concept. Groping someone without their permission cannot be justified by how attractive they are, or how they were moving, or what they were wearing. If a woman is standing in front of you entirely fucking naked, doing the most erotic dance you’ve ever seen, tHAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GRAB HER. SHE IS NOT A TOY FOR YOUR PERSONAL AMUSEMENT. She is a person, doing a job that people pay her for. If people cannot respect the rules of the establishment, they will not be allowed into the establishment. If they cannot respect the rules a woman sets, she is not obligated to dance for them, to spend time with them, or to give them any respect.

Also, no. No, stripping is not ‘a cheap easy way to make money.’  Did you see the damn picture? It’s difficult. That was the point of the picture, along with the entire first half of this post. Stripping is insanely difficult, strippers have to be in crazy good physical shape, and then they get shat on by useless fucking paperclips like you for doing their jobs. FUCK YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE ASS-CLOWN.

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patronussouldream:

Sokka and his Moose Lion.

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givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

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hiddenlex:

Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

JESUS CRISTOS :’(

oh my god the tears

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berniesu:

SIGNAL BOOST - Book adaptations online. Thrive format… THRIVE!

interpretingthesoul:

I’ve been intrigued and delighted by the increase in transmedia stories popping up on YouTube, tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. In particular, I admire how people are taking advantage of the high degree of technological connectivity in today’s age to represent timeless classics. So far, I’ve found:

Do you know of any others I can add? If so, please let me know.

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secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

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markdoesstuff:

knitmeapony:

Oh lord.

oh my god

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fashioninfographics:

Neckline Types

Via

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